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Tess's Description
Hi! My name is Tess. I'm a sensual California nature lover - strapping, athletic and leggy. I have a generous, quick smile and an even quicker imagination. Nothing makes me happier than connecting with someone. What makes you happiest?
My naughty secret: Hm-m-m... When I get all enthused I have to make sure all my windows are closed because I never know what I'm going to say (or how loudly). Come to think of it, I may have forgotten a couple of times, so this might not be such a secret after all!
I would love to: Listen to you telling me all your most secret thoughts. I love hearing just... what... makes... you... tick.
I'm expert in: Firing off all your senses: The sound of my voice, the smell of my skin, the touch of a silky thigh, the sight of me leaning forward, and taste... well, why don't we talk about that?
Tess's Private Diary
24-8-2010 05:12 - Back to the Porn Shop...
I believe that it's always best to go straight to the source for recommendations and who would know more about owning a cock than a man? So how 'bout it guys? Do you want to weigh in on what I need to put me over the edge?
Give me a call... ext 0333
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WHOAAAA...
I should not be let out of the house without adult supervision.
After writing the first part of this entry I decided to go out for a little field research at my local "Adult Entertainment Center". My pal Jen was working the counter. Jen is a rambunctious, loud, 36 yr old, 5'2" booby-goddess who just cracks me up. Jen's a rock star in my book. We did the high pitched "OMG-love-your-hair-where-did-you-get-those-shoes" thing which sent the regular good ol' boys scuttling for the back booths.
About the time we start pawing through the merchandise in comes this VERY young looking skate punk - you know the sort, bleach blonde tips, baggy board shorts and hemp jewelry. Immediately Jen jumps on him and asks him for his ID. After she looked it over she started to laugh and gave it back saying "Just barely" (He had just turned 18 and was trying out his new adult superpowers). He started heading for the booths but instead stopped and pretended to shop for fuzzy handcuffs. Here was his golden opportunity to observe 'Mature' North American Females in the wild.
[I love young guys that are so over-wrought with political correctness that all they have left is the word 'females']
He started to follow us around the shop, not so subtly eavesdropping. At one point he so lost himself that he was crouched on my left foot while trying to hear what we thought about the new "We Vibe II" (more about that another time).
"Where could this story possibly be going, Tess?"
a) A young man's tender initiation into lovemaking as a consenting adult?
b) Two cougars ravage a skate legend while a crowd cheers? (Duuude!)
c) Tess loses interest and wanders off to give a stranger a blow job while watching cheap porn?
Nope. Nyet. Nada.
We gave the gift that keeps on giving. We decided to make our new little friend our evil minion.
For the next hour and a half we told him - in graphic detail - just what we wished our boyfriends have done to us at his age - and how to do it properly - with style.
Who knows, if he does a good job, we may even promote him to henchman.
Jen and I have this vision of him out there seducing and bagging the incoming class of Uni girls and then bragging to his buddies. Jen feels that this would be good for business. I feel that this may be the start of a new hobby. I have always wanted an unholy army of horny sex fiends.